GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT: A PRODUCT REVIEW FROM HELL

Let me tell you, this thingamajig is a total disaster. It's like the developers took all the awful ideas they could find and mashed them into one clunky contraption. I mean, seriously, the instructions are about as helpful as a brick wall. You'd think with all the promotion surrounding this toy, it would actually function. But nope, it's just anot